I want to improve, get bettter, prove to people who I am, what I am about and what I can do...                                                       

英语幽默
 

我要表现得象位女士

 

I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表现得象位女士

一天,远东百货公司的女装大减价,一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是,没过多久,他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。

他竭力忍耐着。后来,他低下头,挥动双臂,挤过人群。

你干嘛?有人尖声叫道,你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?

听着,他说,我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起,我要表现得象个女士。

 

结婚付出的代价

A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "

The father replied, " I don 't know ,son. I 'm still paying!! "

爸爸会不高兴的

 

  
    
  It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

      "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."    

      "That's mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." 

      "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted. 

      "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

      After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." 

      "Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?" 

      "Under the wagon."

 

 

frankleo   2008-09-25 21:38:10 评论:0   阅读:49   引用:0

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